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Was the only African-American on the Wisconsin Badgers. Known for his press conferences. Helped Wisconsin get to the Final Four for two straight years.
Nigel Hayes is the G.O.A.T.
The act of sucking off your uncle and having him finish off in your asshole.
'' yo how did that family gathering go? ''
'' I don't want to talk about it ''
'' for fucks sake did you do a naughty Nigel again ''
'' I don't want to talk about it ''
similar to son of a bitch. this phrase is usually yelled when it is said!
awww snap nigel that is bullshit!
wife: "im pregnant"
husband: snap nigel
The most SAVAGE man you will ever meet. Get down on one knee and propose while you still have a chance.
Nigel is so SAVAGE. Nigel Boring!
When playing FIFA on ps3 or xbox, if someone does not have a shot for the entire game, they are Nigel No Shots.
The term was originally coined for the great humpty-dumpty look-alike M Grotis, who went through a whole 8 minute game without managing to have a single shot on goal.
Note - it is extremely rare for any normal human FIFA player to not have at least 1 shot on goal for the entire game.
"Oh my god, what a hack you are at FIFA.. 0 shots for the entire game - you are such a Nigel No Shots"
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Often used to describe a UM troll that continues to bait posters with personal attacks because of his intense fear of anti-UM threads.
Often turns sports discussion into personal attacks in his desperate attempt to top the king and be "Uno"
Driven by a deep insecurity to be "Uno" because he suffers with a small penis, a pot belly, and mustard on his T-shirt, and with hope that Rich Rod that was a temporary nightmare, he continues on with his quest.
1) Himself
2) Poster--"What do you think of the Pryor and UM mess?"
Nigel Uno---"Uh, ah, um...you are Opti aren't you??"
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An honest politician who stands up to the bullies in the E.U., and is therefore hated and feared by most of the political class.
Nigel Farage: Who the hell do you think you are? You are very very dangerous people, indeed. Your obsession with creating this Euro state means that you’re happy to destroy democracy. You appear to be happy for millions and millions of people to be unemployed and to be poor.
President of Europe: Who is this guy, he's actually telling the truth! Quick- everyone snigger at him and pretend hes a nutcase!
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