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When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.
"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"
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When you cum in her, and she pisses so the "spread" comes out mixed together.
"Yo, that bitch was fucked up, we made some pineapple spread man!"
(Prank) You take someone's "solid stick" deodorant, twist the stick all the way out, remove the deodorant, screw the bottom part back down and then *replace it with cream cheese*. NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT: Once the casing is filled, you use a butter knife to "sculpt" the cream cheese to look just like the deodorant stick. Now replace the cap, and wait for the fun.
If you're reading this you should immediately "Spread Stick" someone.
verb.
used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
- "Muriel is spreading legend, all he talks about is banging whores and doing rails."
Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.
Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.
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When you go to a grocery store for butter but nothing has labels.
Example:
You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that it’s either butter or hemorrhoid cream.
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a pussie stretched to the limits of its wet skin
I was ready to fly when she was spread eagle
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