noodling

(n) The act of putting ones fingers inside a woman who has an overgrowth of pubic hair. Relates back to the sport of noodling, in which an individual places his arm into a dark hole in the hope of having a catfish bite onto his arm so he can pull it out.

Related to noodler (n).

Mike " So, saw u were with that girl last night-how was it?"

Matt " Was horrible, everything was going well until i realised id have to go noodling. Lost my damn watch too!"

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noodle

a long stringy thing that slides out of your bum when you are happy

" a noodle came out of my bum today"

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noodle

someone drunk engaging in foolish activities and is easy to be pushed over at Shippensburg University.

Helen and Blake you are acting like such noodles!

Oh no you guys! I'm being a noodle!

noodlenoodlenoodlenoodlenoodle!!!!

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Noodling

The act of Fabio making noodles. This definition came to be in the internet series, "Mano a mano en el bano" featuring Fabio battling Isaiah Mustafa for the spot as the Old Spice guy.

Adam: "Dude, did you see Fabio noodling in mano a mano en el bano?"

Dan: "Yeah man, I felt gay after watching that" -_-

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Noodle

At university, a slack-jawed person who does not contribute in any way despite having paid thousands of dollars to attend the class.

Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally.

I used to be keen, but by forth year I was a noodle, grab the degree and get the frack out.

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noodled

1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.

1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;

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noodle, don't noodle

nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil

VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.

-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"

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