Oh my noob

An expression used when someone does something very noob-like. Usually used by gamers.

Oh my noob, did he just kill you?!? You suck dude, seriously. I mean, you're the worst. I can't believe you even picked up the controller. Just go home dude. I mean, Oh my noob. Seriously. Noob..... Gah

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Oh My Gord!

A Term commonly used when someone cant say god cause they have a messed up accent. lol.

Violent: I just got 2 lvl 60s for one!!!
Hory: Oh My Gord! nice.

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oh my god

2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.

"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."

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Oh my rod!

A varient of the exclamation "oh my god," typically used to express shock or surprise. Substituting the word "rod" for "god" is a reference to the male genitalia, but does not necessarily suggest anything special about the circumstances under which the varient might be used. In general, this varient is simply used to invoke humor and is generally interchangable with the original form of the exclamation.

Bill: "And then she kicked the shit out of him! Can you believe it?!"

Ted: "Oh my rod!"

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oh my head

basically a phrase instead of "oh my gosh" etc. it's rather fun to say, and it sounds cool. besides, if something astounds you, your head is busy thinking so it makes sense

Oh my head! You have the coolest shoes!

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oh my lanta

A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."

Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.

"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"

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Oh my heck

A hilarious phrase that is not supposed to be funny, but actually meant to be a G-rated exclamation of surprise or amazement used by LDSers (aka Mormons).

One Mormon girl to another Mormon girl:
"Oh my heck! You're having another baby! That's 14 now isn't it! Joseph Smith would be proud"

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