something corporate

Band that started off touring and doing live shows to build a rep. Have toured with such bands as Saves the Day, RX Bandits, Days Away, and the Format. They are a kick-ass emo band that have amazing talents and a fantastic live show.

I saw Something Corporate at their last show in San Diego, after having toured for 3 years, non-stop.

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8-something

According to drake and google, this is the approximate square root of 69. However, this has a double meaning. 8 (ate) something refers to cunnilingus, which is part of the sex position 69.

The square root of sixty nine is 8-something, right?

'Cause I've been tryna work it out, oh

something to hit

fucking child

something to hit is child

Something Fluffy

Weed, pot, mary jane. Marihuana. Rastarrific

I need to contact dude to get something fluffy.

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got something

fine looking human, possessor of "the goods" as well as a kind of indescribable sexual mojo. sex with this type of specimen would be a 'tumble to remember'

that bird got me with her strut, then her mojo! -shes' got something

that laurens' most certainly got something!!

hes' definitely got something!!

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something for the weekend

A term used way back when by your Grandads barber refering to condoms.

Something for the weekend sir?

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Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

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