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Being dicked in missionary while booty bouncing over one’s pelvic region with maximum efficiency
Markus: “Aye bro what do you like to do for fun”
Dom: “I like to be side missioned by BOYS”
A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.
We dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.
During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.
Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*
when a person's everyday life is filled with exciting adventures it is said that they are living the mission life. Also when a person completes a series of hard tasks every day, they also are living the mission life.
Nikan dropped 25 cents on the ground and picked it up while he was drunk off tequila , he is living the mission life.
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The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...
Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."
Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."
Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."
Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."
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A journey to find blow with a few friends usually late nite/early morning. This usually involves getting behind the wheel under the influence to drive across town to meet up with your drug dealer. This is often a quiet and sketchy ride to get to your destination.
"Hey John pass me your cell we need to find some blow for these broads. Looks like were going on a Cocaine Mission."
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To take a long journey. How far long is depends on how stoned or lazy you are.
A current plan that seems like even Tom Cruise himself could not pull off.
"Dude, bust a mission and go get the Zags from the other room."
"Dude, lets bust a mission to Rosarito"
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