Covid Driver

a person who drives alone with a mask on, usually drives poorly due to lack of oxygen to their brain

"Darn covid driver speed up or get out of the fast lane"

"Look at that fool covid driver, thinks he might give himself the virus "

COVID cocoon

Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.

He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.

Covid-20

The virus that one wierd kid got after eating month old smarties off the floor.

"EWWW why'd he lick the tree?"
"Idk but he definitely has covid-20 now"

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COVID-19

A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.

COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.

George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."

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Covid Shuffle

That awkward little shuffle you do when you’re walking along the sidewalk and someone else is coming directly towards you, to get out eachother’s way in fear of getting coronavirus.

“So awkward, me and this 10/10 did a covid shuffle this morning, now i have no chance”

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Covid-Sex

The decision to have sex with someone who has Covid, risking the possibility of catching it, simply because you are that horny and she is that fine.

I was totally ready to have Covid-Sex with Raven cause she looked so fine even while she was bed-ridden with the ‘rona.

Covid bullseye

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.

Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!