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Traditionally followed by the phrase, Whole darn department store
"Ain't I the Cat's Pajamas?"
"You're the whole darn department store!"
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Having morning wood/a boner in pajamas
I was going to wake my son up for school, when I saw his pajama cock.
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The Cat’s Pajamas: When a bearded man performs oral sex on his female sexual partner and wakes up the next morning smelling like a vagina.
“Oh man, something smells fishy here!”
“Sorry fellas, I’m afraid it’s me. It appears I forgot to wash my beard after giving my girlfriend head last night. Looks like I got The Cat’s Pajamas!”
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Feeling lethargic and having a day ruined because you kept your pajamas on all day and are still in the house.
It's 11:00 and you're still wearing slippers! Stop pajama-nerfing your day - you have stuff to do!
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something that is crazy and wild. Like an old mans pajamas
1.."how you doing man"
2.." shits all papa's pajamas"
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1.Drunken Nightwear
2.Happy Nightwear.
3.Stoned Nightwear.
4.Exclaimation of shock or surprise.
'Bob, I'm really a woman.'
'OH MY GIDDY PAJAMAS!'
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Article of clothing worn between the sheets. It was once said that Paddington the bear growled all day and night until he found the right pair of pajama's to wear to bed. He tried several pairs and non of them ever fit him right. So he designed a plan to search the world over for the perfect pair. He didn't want satin or he'd surly slide off the bed. He didn't want wool. It made him itch. He didn't want thick because it made him sweat. Then he happened to be on the Net searching and all of a sudden the perfect pair popped up on his screen. They were soft cotton, breathable, full of color and air and even if he got cold they would always keep him warm.
A perfect love is like a pair of Paddington's Pajama's when it pops up in someones life it fit's.
I think he/she needs a pair of paddington's pajama's so they stop growling at people and know that they fit each other so right.
Paddington have you found your pajama's yet?
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