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This is apparently a highly taboo act that is rarely spoken of. The act consists of a Donkey, a fist, a ferret, and a glass coffee table.
When she first introduced me to the "Frumpy Palmer" I was scared shitless, but after I got over the pain, we did it all night.
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A dusty old town in the ass end of nowhere consisting only of a school and several racists. Visitors are guaranteed to get a speeding ticket, as it is the only way the town earns revenue. The town has no redeeming qualities other than the burgers during Friday night lights.
Got my 3rd speeding ticket going 2mph over oassing through Palmer, Tx.
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Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."
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The Palmer Effect: When a man turns a hot girl into a lesbian just by talking to her a few times. The girl effected suffers from Draper Syndrome. There is no known cure.
Friend 1: Man, he talked to Jen again today. Now she has decided to become a lesbian. She says guys just suddenly don't do it for her anymore, and she doesn't know why.
Friend2: Clearly Bob has a Palmer effect on women. He turns them gay within three conversations.
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Some dickwad who decided to write a 1000 page book called "The History of the Modern World," which is despised by AP Euro students all over the world. Was head of some historical society, but died in 1992 (though some assholes still make new editions to further the pain of these students.
Even R.R. Palmer's wife feels sorry for students who have to lug the book around, since it's so damn heavy
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when you squeeze a lemon in your partners vagina causing a stinging sensation and then proceed to penetrate their ass while they are in shock.
the arnold palmer
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