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dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym April 5, 2016


psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.

Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.

by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019


parasitic parasite

an individual who lives off someone who lives off the state

there's Nick the wet nurse parasitic parasite pushing the one legged amputee around 🦽...

by kramallan February 21, 2024


parasitic parasite

an individual who lives off someone that receives social security and or disability

there's Nick the parasitic parasite nurse made to the one legged lady
🦽

by kramallan February 21, 2024


pussy parasite

That one mate that pretends to be friends just to get at some pussy

J: why are we still friends
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite

by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiop[22 January 3, 2016


Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.

Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021


The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...

Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023