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A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster
Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers
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tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip
Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.
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any artice of clothing worn discreetly to hide your "hooha" or private area.
"Danann CAN do a keg stand although in a dress b/c of her PRIVACY PATCH"
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The REAL true original name for "eyepatch"
As the English language deteriorated over time into various forms of slang, the word "eyepatch" was introduced into society. Thus, incorrectly replacing "pirate patch."
Tina: I really need a pirate patch to wear.
Son" You mean an eye patch?
Tina: Nooo it's really called an pirate patch! Look it up on urban dictionary!
Son: Oh, you're so right, it IS called a pirate patch. I'm so stupid and you're so smart Tina.goshhhh
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Reatrd: "Hello Diesel Patches, do you want to do scooby-doo furry porn rp with me?"
Diesel patched: "No"
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Term for women who don't shave down there.
She has a snatch patch.
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John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
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