Peen

some dude who's really uptight about everything, usually a control-freak

"Why don't you stop ridin' me you fuckin' peen?"

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Peen Messaging

Peen Messaging
Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis.
or
See iPeen Messaging: Same as peen messaging only apple iPhone specific.

Peen Messaging is the new fun way to send Text. Have you ipeened today?

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peen bean

Tiny dick

Jack has peen bean

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Micro peen

Short for micro penis, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.

That person who just drove by me in that Honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!

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Sparkle Peen

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.

They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.

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Lil Peen

A name for a micro penis

guy1: BRO IT'S EMINEM
guy2: I heard he had a Lil Peen
guy1: WHAT?
guy2: It mean he's got a micro penis!!

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e-peen

v. used to describe the act of showing off or stroking one's own ego, esp. with regard to computer game prowess.

1337s4v10r: U l00zrz just bitch coz u dont no how 2 play ur toons rite!!!11 lern 2 play, fuktards!!one11
casual_gamer: There's always some asshole e-peening on this forum <ignore button>.

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