pitching wedge

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

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Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

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pitch culture

to present information in a (to) short, (to) simplified way

The pitch culture of power point slides.

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pitching up

people gathering for an event or activity - origin Nigella Lawson, British chef

Before I knew it, 15 friends came pitching up for dinner.

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Pitch Brown

The act of taking a crap in the dark, with the door open.

My dog walked by while I was taking a pitch brown, but it was worth it.

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Pitch and ditch

To put a small child to bed quickly by putting her in her room and leaving, avoiding bedtime rituals.

She didn't want to hear any bedtime stories, so I had to pitch and ditch.

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Pitching Tent

Hawaiian slang for getting an erection to where you can see it lift up your pants like a tent.
-boner

Hawaiian slang -Braddah I went see dis chick da adah night ah? bra I was pitching one 7 inch tent cuz!

African American slang- Ey yo nigga i seen dis hoe at the club da otha day walkin down westside nigga you know dat shit cud i was pitchin tent nigga.

White slang- Dude I was like cruising down town and saw this girl, mannn was I sure pitching tent.

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