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Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air
Bro I can’t wait for that polar bear jerk circle next winter
A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.
I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?
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A variation of the bloody polar bear.
In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.
He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.
When someone gives you oral sex but their hands are cold and they use alot of teeth.
"Amy gave me polar bear head last night. It was terrible!"
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When a girl gives you a blowjob with cold hands and using lots of teeth.
Jon: Dude, my dick is all scratched up after she gave me polar bear head.
Ben: No way, that sucks.
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Well...It is big, it is crazy, and, my fine feathered friend, it is in fact a Polar Bear. You can also call your friend this. All in good fun of course.
The Big Crazy Polar Bear tried to convince me that stale fish tastes better unharmed.
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