When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.
We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!
When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.
giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.
she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.
Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you
Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss
Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back
Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot
When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.
Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.
the secret formula to the krabby patty in Sponge Bob which is cocaine.
The secret formula in the Krabby Patty is Poseidon Powder