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When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself
Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…
the secret formula to the krabby patty in Sponge Bob which is cocaine.
The secret formula in the Krabby Patty is Poseidon Powder
When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.
While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.
When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter
Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…
The p-8 is a heavily modified 737-800ER meant for maritime and anti sub missions
Submarine crew member: is that a p-8 Poseidon?
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.