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a person who can't stop playing werewolf all time
a: wtf why is pun yi asking us to play werewolf again?
b: idk, I'm so sick of it tbh
a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent
when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun
v. an abbreviation of the word "pun"ish. it is used primarily to state that a female is punishing a male.
Male 1: dude how was you date with mary
Male 2: The fricker dumped me, for Zeb
Male 1: pun counts dude
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A pun in which the word "come" is replaced with the word "cum" (colloquial of ejaculate) in a sentence that would otherwise be innocent and/or socially acceptable.
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."
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When you're commenting puns back and forth with people on social media sites, blogs, comments, etc. Specifically competing to try and "out-pun" the other commentators.
I was in such a huge pun war with that girl on twitter. I couldn't lose because that would be an upsetting "PUN"-ishment.
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1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.
1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
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