Pun Rocker

That one nut in every social group who drank so deeply from the nipple of madness that they vomit puns all over the place (see off his rocker), sometimes even going so far as to put themselves and others in physical danger for a pun.

If you get cancer they will be the first to make a crappy joke about your horoscope, if your asshole landlord kicks you out for "getting raccoons high in the stairwell" or some bullshit he's right there with a pun about homelessness.

Far from recoiling from the negative reactions of others, the pun rocker wears them as a badge of honor, evidence of a "job well pun".

Mark: "You know what's fucking intense? A camping holiday with your pimp"
Rob: "STFU Mark we literally just got stabbed by a pimp in a camper van!"
Mark: "Never! Within me flows the blood of a pun rocker! Actually it flows out of me too..."

awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent

when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun

pun

v. an abbreviation of the word "pun"ish. it is used primarily to state that a female is punishing a male.

Male 1: dude how was you date with mary
Male 2: The fricker dumped me, for Zeb
Male 1: pun counts dude

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Cum-Pun

A pun in which the word "come" is replaced with the word "cum" (colloquial of ejaculate) in a sentence that would otherwise be innocent and/or socially acceptable.

Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."

Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."

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pun war

When you're commenting puns back and forth with people on social media sites, blogs, comments, etc. Specifically competing to try and "out-pun" the other commentators.

I was in such a huge pun war with that girl on twitter. I couldn't lose because that would be an upsetting "PUN"-ishment.

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pun-alicious

A punnani which is delicious.

Man that pussy last night was pun-alicious.

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Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

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