Score puppies

(exclamation) a phrase used to express a strong feeling of excitement and astonishment

1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!

2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!

Favorite Puppy

Something that is very good or favorable, one might say your favorite. Used as an adjective. Originated from the Chuckle Sandwich podcast in which Ted Nivison told a story about his childhood stuffed animal “favorite puppy.” Can also be used in the context of “least favorite puppy,” which means the opposite.

Person A: It’s my birthday today!
Person B: Dude, that’s favorite puppy. I wish I could say the same, my dog died this week and it was least favorite puppy.

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Lush Puppies

The lush drinking habits of this lady have caused her breasts to shrivel and dehydrate like 2 prunes

Such a shame

Has also caused her pussy to dry up. Much lube required

You wanna cut the drinking out love or you'll end up with lush puppies

pinwheel puppy

It's when you go to Vegas for the weekend and get so pie-eyed the first night, you go up to your room to pass out. When you awake you are face down in your own vomit and covered in your own feces. You then realize it's Monday and your plane leaves in an hour. Not knowing what else to do, you drop your stool caked shorts in the garbage on the housekeeping cart as you leave. true story.

James: Dude I spent most of our Vegas trip passed out in the room throwing up with diarreah.

Steve: What a Pinwheel Puppy!!!

puppy snack

punz.

“do you know punz?”
“yes omg punz my little puppy snack”

muddy puppy

When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.

Holy shit, Hunter just gave Sara a muddy puppy! That poor Rosie doesn't know any better.

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Favorite Puppy

Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.

Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*

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