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Some one get them out of my fucking life
I want them out of my fucking life
My relatives are so fucking annoying
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When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"
Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"
Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."
The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out
The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA
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I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?
I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.
I really want my relatives to disappear
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If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be “Your mom gay” “No U” even overcoming the dreaded “Ur grandpap a trap”. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.
Your mom ga...
THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.
Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.
And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.
If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
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Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.
Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?
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