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When playing Overwatch and someone uses their ultimate ability when the fight is already over.
What a Roy-Ult that fight was already lost!
The hand in Texas Hold-em Poker that occurs when the hole cards consist of two Queens.
I won big on that last hand because I had Sigfried and Roy in the hole.
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Any low-brow, knuckle-dragging, bronze-age, backward-thinking, waste of humanity that somehow decides that a narcissistic, self-serving, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigoted pedophile from Alabama deserves a seat in the United States Senate.
Oh, hell no! Only a Roy Mooreon would vote for an idiot like that!
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One crazy ass mothafucker. Survived 7 lightning strikes, then eventually commited suicide. Hey, I don't blame him...if God hated me that much, I'd kill myself too.
1942: Sullivan was hit for the first time when he was in a fire lookout tower. The lightning bolt struck him in a leg and he lost a nail on his big toe.
1969: The second bolt hit him in his truck when he was driving on a mountain road. It knocked him unconscious and burned his eyebrows.
1970: The third strike burned his left shoulder while in his front yard.
1972: The next hit happened in a ranger station. The strike set his hair on fire. After that, he began to carry a pitcher of water with him. He also started to believe that some higher power was trying to kill him, according to a 1989 St. Petersburg Times article.
August 7, 1973: A lightning bolt hit Sullivan on the head, blasted him out of his car, and again set his hair on fire
June 5, 1974: Sullivan was struck by the sixth bolt in a campground, injuring his ankle. It was reported that he saw a cloud, thought that it was following him, tried to run away, but was still struck.
June 25, 1977: The seventh and final lightning bolt hit him when he was fishing. Sullivan was hospitalized for burns in his chest and stomach.
The chances of being hit seven times by lightning in your life are about 1 in 16 septillion.
Roy Sullivan: GOD DAMN IT, not again..
God: I heard that, see you next year ;)
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1. The worst receiver in the history of the Dallas Cowboys. Cost the Cowboys many picks and a lot of money for nothing. A 24 million dollar player who owns the bench and needs to carry his own damn pads.
2. To drop the ball; the opposite of being mossed or wayned
3. A person who gets paid lots of money to underperform.
Example 1
Person 1: Can you carry in the groceries in from the car?
Person 2: Carry your own damn groceries Roy...
Person 1: My bad, Dez
Example 2
Person 1: Dude, I get paid to just sit there...
Person 2: You lucky son of a Roy Williams.
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Short for cigarette brand Camel Turkish Royals. Quite possibly the best cigarette known to man.
My new pack of turk roys smells so good.
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