Raider Mains

Raider Mains are a type of player on the game "For Honor" who like to use the character raider and like to spam his "Stunning tap" attack these types of players are often completely cancerous and hard to counter.

Mother - I heard Johnnies one of those "Raider Mains"

Dr. Phil - Send that faggot to the ranch.

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Loom Raider

A person who has a predisposition for causing accidents that ruin carpets, rugs and upholstery.

By lucky coincidence, the frantic tidying and commotion caused by the Loom Raider's upset often unearths items that have long since been thought lost. In student digs this will most commonly include lighters, money, weed/hash and other artifacts of (some) value.

Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
Loom Raider: "Oh, man. I'm so sorry. Why is it always me?"
Owner: "Because you're a klutz."
L.R.: "I'll help tidy up.. hmm.. what's this?"
Owner: "OMG! It's Emma's number! I thought I'd lost it! Haha! You're a Loom Raider! OK, you're off the hook.. I hope she hasn't forgotten me.. (etc.)"

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Raider Rash

Raider Rash is strand of STD's which comes from Lubbock, Texas. The disease is airborne but can also be contracted from bestiality (or similar animal looking creatures). It has side effects of painful urination, pustules around the genitalia, denial (see above), and will decrease GPA to a 1.0 which is still above average at the University of Texas Tech. The only cure is to quarantine infected areas (Lubbock) from the rest of the world.

Guy 1-"Hey do you want to go to Lubbock this weekend?"

Guy 2-"No, you can get Raider Rash by just being in their presence."

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tomb raider

decent video game.

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Tomb Raider

A game dedicated to TRUE perverts.

Playing Tomb Raider shows the most noble way of peeking female body.

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oakland raiders

A Team that every player wants out of, or refuses to be a part of. Fans of the team are known as "Cholos" or "Homies"

Marcus Allen: Spent most of his Career with the Raiders, goes into the Hall of Fame as a Chief

Jerry Rice: Spent Some of Career with Oakland Raiders, retires a as a 49er

Rish Gannon: Retires after One Year as a Raider

Jerry Porter: Demands to be Traded

Ted Washington: Traded

Charles Woodson: Traded

I could go on and on

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Ringpiece Raider

A man who makes sex with another man. (UK Slang)

Gay 1: Turd burgling your way to poo piracy?
Gay 2: Up your batty, you queer little ringpiece raider!
Both Gays: Up the bum, no harm done! *Giggles*

Hetro: That's so fucking gay, stop being gay.

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