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To mercilessly spam someone's facebook wall/posts with semi-useless information.
Man, did you see what Jimmy did?
Yea, he totally Doug-Ralphed your wall man. What a jerk...
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When your gf/bf breaks up with you and the other person starts crying
Yo Jamal why are you pulling a Ralph right now.
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Designer brand that costs a lot of money. Famous for their polos. Meant for the wealthy/preppy East Coast crowd.
"That Ralph Lauren polo is off the chain!"
"Please, stop...we live in Greenwich, Connecticut."
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the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.
Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).
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To vomit. See also: "Driving Ralph's Buick".
Man, that shellfish must've been off, because everyone who ate it has been driving Ralph's Buick for three days.
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A figurative relative who comes to visit when you vomit. Similar to Aunt Flo.
DeSean: "How did last night go? Did you get it on with LaShawna?"
LeSean: "Nah man, hit the booze too hard and ended up getting a visit from Uncle Ralph."
Sean: "Dude, did you read Ralph Waldo Emerson's classic 'The American Scholar'? That shit is monkey-fighting LEGIT! In da hizzouse!"
Shawn: "Psssht! More like Uncle Ralph Waldo Emerson! That guy was a total clown. I don't think I could get through a paragraph of his writing without losing my lunch. I'm more a fan of some of the modern-day philosophers like Rebecca Black, who tackles more relevant issues like which seat is best to occupy in a vehicle, or Aaron Carter, who explores the division of dreams and reality in his great work 'That's How I Beat Shaq.'"
Sean: "Dude. No."
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- The being in which you take part of wearing so much Polo Ralph Lauren, the overriding forces cause you and others around you to Climax .
Dude, I know. It almost gave me a Ralph-Gasm.