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Slang for 'are sexy'.
If you were to say 'You gravy ravioli' then you would be saying 'You are sexy'.
The delicious juice/sauce that is left in your bowl of Chef Boyardee Raviolis that is drank after all the ravioli has been eaten.
The only reason I buy cans of ravioli is so that I can drink it's delicious ravioli soup.
When you dip your balls in her pussy
Gary has anus ravioli joe mama
The ravioli ratio is used for dining at restaurants to figure out if their ravioli dish is worth buying. For some reason lots of restaurants skimp on raviolis or over charge I have solved this problem by using this ratio. The ratio is figured out by asking the waiter how many raviolis come in the dish and diving that buy the price. If the ratio is over say $4-5 per ravioli then don’t buy it, not worth it and way over priced. The golden ratio is $3 per ravioli or under if you get lucky. Keep in mind there are small,medium(regular) and giant ravioli sizes. For small use $2 per ravioli as the landmark and for large or giant use $5 per ravioli as the landmark regular is $3.
Excuse me waiter, what is your ravioli ratio?
Waiter: “it’s $4.5 per ravioli sir”
Where almost every article of clothing you own has some tomato based stain on it that you haven't been able to get out, thus a Ravioli scar.
Dave: "Honey?! I found the tee you won me at Atlantic City, remember?"
Honey: (shouts from a distance) "Are you talking about the one with the Ravioli scars on it?"
Dave: (a reluctant and shameful reply) "Yeah, whatever."
Honey: "You never could hold your pasta!"
This is where a female that is on her period hides in a closet. Then once found by the male he fills her saucy pocket with his beef.
I’m hiding ravioli for us for later.