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Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6
Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!
one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.
A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.
the most wholesome man to ever live
Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer
The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.
i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.
A Stupid Spongebob looking ahh mofo
hey, you see that reeve mario. i hate him
An amazing singer/songwriter who can really play the piano. He has a large vocal range. He's very hot. Can cause post concert depression!
Omg i went to Riwurd Reeves concert, I'm obsessed
Riwurd Reeves, is a musician who creates music that's extremely sweet beyond taste
Do you wanna taste the true meaning of sweet? Listen to Riwurd Reeves' music, plus thank me later:-)