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When you find out the person you were dating is a total douce bag and you vomit in your mouth a little bit everytime you think about the fact that you were with them.
I can't get out of bed today because I'm experiencing some major dating regret.
This dating regret just keeps playing in my mind and it's making me sick.
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Having sex and but not liking who you had it with or regretting it. Sometimes because of drugs.
"Dude i totally had sweat and regret with this blond girl last night."
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Thought you are having sex with a person and figuring out it wasn't them.
The Catholic Priest Felt Sexual Regret when he accidentally molested a little girl not a little boy.
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When one lesbian has feelings for another woman but then panics when they realise it is someone they have seen in public before and out of fear they sever all communication to avoid awkward encounters in the future
Person 1: I was talking to this girl on tinder but she suddenly disappeared mid-conversation...
Person 2: Damn girl that's tough, she must have got lesbian regret.
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The male reproductive genitalia, the penis also known as dick, fails to meet expectations thus triggering regret in the other receiving party.
Syn. Dick disappointment
He was packing 12in but only gave me dick regret.
Mary's one night stand ended with her
feeling dick regret.
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When you hate yourself for cutting yourself. Also refers to attempted suicide (failed) by slashing of the wrists.
"I lay dying and I'm pouring chrimson regret and betrayal."
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The feeling you have after looking at your miserable, disrespectful teenager, and realize that if you had stuck to the original plan (abortion), you could be carelessly frolicking around Europe now instead of living in a constant state of stress caused by their personality.
When Kathryn got pulled over by the police for having her license plate coated with a film cover, she groaned when the officer handed her the ticket. But when her 16 year old kid started laughing like an idiot and said "well, he's right!" In the front of the cop, she started suffering from a serious bout of Kid Regret.
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