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Another word for the male genitalia, penis, cock, or shlong. Refereeing specifically to the penis when fully erect. The phrase comes from the word “mirth”, meaning happiness, joy or pleasure, when also combined with “rocket”. Mirth rocket directly translates to “pleasure rocket” which can be interpreted as a slang word for the erect penis.
Hey baby, you want to get some dong bags and hop on the ole mirth rocket.
A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.
Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.
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A term used by cigar connoisseurs to describe a sub par cigar.
Care for a Thompson? You really excpect me to smoke that dog rocket!?!? You'd best bust out with a Macanudo!!
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Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.
I need some mustard on my pus rocket.
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The Peter Stringfellow of Crewe, minus the hair and lap-dancers.
Mild mannered maintenance engineer by day, Cheesey Cheshire Ladeez-man by night
Fancy a pint and a pickled egg love ?
When you have a tampon in and you’re doing an activity that requires intense physical exertion of the body, specifically from the abdomen and/or legs, that makes it feel like your tampon is going to shoot out like a rocket.
Dude I can’t go to the gym today, I’m gonna totally blow out a tamp rocket.
“Bro, Stacy blew out a colossal tamp rocket during her swim meet last night.”
“What was she doing?”
“The breaststroke.”
“Damn.”
An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
Holy shit, that MRE Rocket is stuck in PFC Bonfette's face!