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A societal rogue is not a loner, we who consider ourselves "societal rogues", and we like to think that we're merely diverting ourselves, and our time from the mainstream society that many others follow religiously. We don't think like these brainwashed bastards, and we do things that are against the ordinary in more realistic beliefs of life. Do to this, many "societal rogues" are considered hipsters (but are not), and are usually not very popular.
Mom: Jack, do you know why you're not popular? What's not to like about you?
Jack: Mom I've told you! People don't like societal rogues!
Origin: Rogue Wave
Like it's origin, Rogue Shit is a totally unexpected and spontaneous wave of shit you have to take that hits you out of nowhere. Usual sensations of Rogue Shit emergence may occur 15 - 30 minutes after taking your primary dump.
Rogue Shits are known to be very powerful and cannot be easily held in.
Person #1: "Dude where the fuck have you been!? I've been waiting for you for an hour!"
Person #2: "I was on my way man but this Rogue Shit hit me outta nowhere, I had to go back, there was no way I could go any further!"
A leftover nugget of excrement in the rectum that makes itself known after one has already left the house, and is too large for gas to pass around without soiling one's self. The gas builds until the subject is able to find a toilet, and said excrement is propelled out with considerable force as if shot from a cannon. This usually results in a soaking wet ass.
I'm terrified of using public toilets, so I've been fighting this rogue cannonball all night. When I get home and fire this thing I might crack the bowl.
This rogue cougar is a woman, who's sexual appetite and lust for men has no bounds. She is quick to single out her prey and make an attack. Many men don't realize what's happening until it's too late. And by then she's satisfied and has discarded her victim. She doesn't travel in a pack but instead hunts alone.
Mike: Hey man where'd you go last night? You disappeared.
Dave: I don't know man! I was talking to this cougar and the next thing I know I woke up at her house.
Mike: Dude! I think you got mauled by a rogue cougar.
The shot of alcohol you randomly find at a party. No one knows who poured it or who's shot it is. If you discover a rogue shot, it is your duty to drink it.
Person1: Who's shot is this?
Person2: No idea, it's a rogue shot, take it.
(In the CTG Hearthstone)
New meta deck that was created on the arrival of the new update "The Journey to Un'Goro" That added a new level of fuckery to the game. Works by finishing the Rogue Quest, which you have to play a card with the same name 4 times. Then you are rewarded by a Sperm Cave, which turns your minions like 1/1 pigs into 5/5 fuckers for the rest of the game. After the Grave Digger and Stealth were sent to the wild, people were actually relieved that rogue would die out, but NOPE
"Rexxar!!! versus!!! Valeera!!!"
"I will hunt you down!!"
"Watch...your...back"
"Ah fuck not that quest rogue again!!"
You've prepared meticulously, however the mess escapes the meticulously pre prepared materials sock, tissue etc
Sorry babe I'm going to be running late just had a rogue wank and have to clean it up