The side shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.

guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

47👍 7👎

piece on the side

not your girlie friend or boyfriend, but rather your piece on the side. ya'll just hook it up once in awhile in a non-committed type way.

I just broke up with my girliefriend, but at least I still got my piece on the side. I'll sext her a booty call later.

16👍 2👎

Dark Side

An event that is so awesome and at the same time, kind of fucked up, it has no rival. (e.g: Darth Vader)

Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.

Man 1: So, the other day, I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend and after she finished, I showed her some porn and told her what she did wrong.

Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.

137👍 26👎

state side

In the U.S. usually used when talking to someone who travels between the U.S. and other parts of the world

Person one; yeah I'm going state side this fall for college

22👍 2👎

Side eye

Looking at somebody through your peripheral vision with disapproval

Alison is now side eyeing everyone in the room

36👍 4👎

Side dude

Vice versa of {side chick}

Girl one: Doesn't Jordyn already have a boyfriend?
Girl two: No, that's just her side dude.

35👍 4👎

high siding

The act of behaving in a manner abnormal to one's normal decorum, therein suggesting or implying superiority. See condescending.

Yesterday she was sweatin' me; now she's high siding since her girls are around.

157👍 29👎