Skeleton Crew

An excuse to answer Helpdesk calls, when its not your dang job.

"Hey guys can you get on the phone we got a skeleton crew."

"Can anyone help with the phones"

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Skeleton Key

To insert your finger in someone's asshole without using lubricant.

I need to take my girlfriend to the pharmacy to buy Advil because I skeleton keyed her... but first I need to wash my finger. While I'm there, I'd better buy lubricant for next time.

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Giant Skeleton

The giant skeleton is an epic card in the mobile game Clash Royale. The giant skeleton is a relatively balanced card and when used correctly can ensure a swift victory.

I just won 300 games in a row using the very balanced giant skeleton.

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berserk skeletons

The new cyberbullying tactic used for roasting "cringe" PNGtubers in 2022. The meme went viral in 2022 after PNGtuber JellyBean. They would put scene of skeletons from berserk anime with the song smoke cowbell cult and put some memes like "kys" literally popped up from the 2016-2017 era. Skeletons are a bunch of insecure people or teenagers who just jumped into the trend.

And skeleton appears... 💀☠️🚬
JellyBean: "Oh I get it we got a funny guy here, don't we!"
Skeletons: "We are funnier than you, that's for sure"

Twitter: "Skeletons are cyberbullies."

*Berserk Skeletons Roasting Jelly Bean template 102*

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skeleton naughers

refers 2 to the vulture like behaviour of fat chicks/blokes, as a description of how they will eat anything until it's completely gone, as in down to the bone,

look at that skeleton naugher it's been a long time since he/she was hungry or left anything on their plate

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who produced skeletons

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

Person A: Who produced Skeletons? I just wanna know
Person B: Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

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Spooky Scary Skeletons

Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: *G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, G, G, F#, F#, B. B, G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, D, E, C#, B, f#, F

Skeleton 2 : *d, d, D, A, G#,G, F, d, F, G*

Skeleton 1: *Fucking Implodes*

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