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the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.
after I clit ripped her with the crippler, I tasted her sour cream dip and licked my fingers clean.
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A genetic strain of Marijuana, bred (or popularised by) a great man named Soma. Its identifying traits are bright, light green buds, highly resinous and somewhat dense buds, absolutely drenched with trichomes (crystals), and the most pungent smell ever. Tastes like candy too. I just wish it wasn't so expensive. Cant wait for the next Uberstrain!
After two bong loads of the diesel, I ate the whole fucking thing."
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License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.
Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
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When you bust a load into somebodys rectum, they fart it out into a test tube, mix it with food coloring, shake it up, and sell it as that sour gooey stuff.
Mike Schmitt made a sour tube with the help of Pete.
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When your burps are more disgusting than your farts.
Do you have a sour stomach? Your breath smells like actual vomit.
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What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.
Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!
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(v) when a man cannot get an erection, but proceeds with the act of coitis anyways
etymology - the limp penis is mashed against the vagina resulting in a poor (or sour) sexual experience; the term also alludes to whiskey dick, as sour mash is the name for a process in the distilling industry that uses material from an older batch of mash to start fermentation in the batch currently being made
After consuming a fifth of Jack Daniels, and suffering from whiskey dick, Larry sour mashed Lindsay anyways.
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