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When you bust a load into somebodys rectum, they fart it out into a test tube, mix it with food coloring, shake it up, and sell it as that sour gooey stuff.
Mike Schmitt made a sour tube with the help of Pete.
License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.
Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
When your burps are more disgusting than your farts.
Do you have a sour stomach? Your breath smells like actual vomit.
What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.
Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!
(v) when a man cannot get an erection, but proceeds with the act of coitis anyways
etymology - the limp penis is mashed against the vagina resulting in a poor (or sour) sexual experience; the term also alludes to whiskey dick, as sour mash is the name for a process in the distilling industry that uses material from an older batch of mash to start fermentation in the batch currently being made
After consuming a fifth of Jack Daniels, and suffering from whiskey dick, Larry sour mashed Lindsay anyways.
that up north shit(dat piff). potent ass weed.I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT
noun: a vagine or a cocx that's in a state of "not-so-fresh-feeling
adjective: a PMS-y, friggin' bitch
"She is such a sour crotch. She needs a tampon change. ASAP!"