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golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022


Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.

"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"

by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021


Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

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moving spanky

Behaving very weirdly and shakey

Mans were in the Trizzy and that BK kid was moving spanky

by CPGLIZZY March 30, 2024


Spanky McAnklepants

Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.

I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.

Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.

by Fredo Boombacelli December 13, 2013


Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 December 26, 2015


Spanky

Used to refer to anybody, occasionally to keep the person being talked about anonymous

Who were you hanging out with last night?
I was with spanky

by Dinominermatt August 8, 2024