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A app which is unusable if you don’t pay for premium
Spotify is very shit - Rexqex 2003
A music streaming app and website. There's a free version with ads, and a premium version without them (plus unlimited skips on songs).
Person A: What's your Spotify username? I wanna follow you.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.
One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Opens up on startup of your system.
When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a weird gross green black colored horse, went out; and to Spotify who sat on it, it was granted to take WiFi during startup from the earth, and that WiFi would stop; and a wide selection of ads was given to him.
the other version of yt music but better ig
person 1: i love spotify
person 2: isn't that just yt music
person 1: no there's a difference
THE MUSIC PLATFORM WHICH IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE THAT IT SEMD YOU TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAS A LOT OF ADS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IS SO GOOODD I PRAY THEY WILL MAKE IT CHEAP
A : do u use Spotify
B : no I use apple music
A : *blocks b cutely*
To give someone an ultimatum that does not turn out the way you thought it would.
His wife better not try to make him choose between her or his mistress because he might just Spotify his wife.