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The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.
Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.
You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.
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the act of running into someone's bedroom and jumping onto their bed while they are having sex. can be done in groups.
Your roommate is having sex with his girlfriend in his room. You and three friends yell "STAGE DIVE!" and jump on top of them while they're doing it.
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A fart that will not come out when you are ready to let it go
I was holding in some big ones at work. When I went to the bathroom, I had stage fart.
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An erection of the penis (or a moistening of the vagina) due to performing in front of a large audience without becoming sexually aroused.
Dylan: I'm so nervous to play Hamlet in front of 400+ people tonight! I have stage fright!
Erik: I never get stage fright. One thing I do get is stage erection. It's not like I'm horny, but I always pop a boner whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. Is that weird?
Dylan: ...yeah, man.
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some bullshit label to use instead of actually dating because both people are pussies
were you fucking mute till now???
Dumbass - “Oh yeah Kylie and Mark? They’re in a talking stage right now.”
Normal person - “Did they not have mouths before…?”
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the Cialis-Levitra-Viagra stage of a man's life. from: 155 in Roman numerals is CLV.
A mean, nasty old man has reached stage 155.
Someone who is mean and grumpy all the time, no matter what age, has reached stage 155.
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The time period or span, (Usually starting at the age of 12 for most men) when one starts to watch porn regularly for a few years then usually dies down to occasional porn viewing.
I started my Porno stage when I was eleven and ended when I was thirteen.
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