When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.
OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!
Is when a large group of men and women convene in a pool and defocate uncontrollably.
Person 1: Hey man, that party was pretty crazy last night.
Person 2: Totally man, especially when Kevin and Jenny started that Venezuelan Steamer in the pool.
When a gassy gay man decides to take it in the butt during sex, and uncontrollably releases his fart while the other man's penis is lodged inside of his anus.
After that taco bell I might be giving you a beet steamer tonight.
The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.
result when you combine the Cleveland Steamer and golden shower. Drop a log on the chest and then pee all over it.
"My girl asked me for a golden steamer, so I dropped a log between her tits and hosed it down!"
A sexual act generally perfomed with both partners consuming a large quantity of taco dip, smothering their bodies in buffalo sauce and blue cheese dressing, followed by rough anal intercourse over a plate of buffalo wings until defecation.
There was supposed to be a pool party at Drew's house but it was raining out so we stayed inside and did a buffalo steamer instead.
This is the act of taking a steamy pile of shit onto your partners bare exposed feet. Thus, leaving their toes looking like Yakima, Washington.
Jose enjoys to pay harlots in cash to give him a Yakima Steamer, while he stands in his bathtub, so he doesn’t ruin the carpet in his parents basement.