Sheep Stump

A tree stump high enough off the ground so that when you place the sheep on it (belly only) the legs dangle off the side of it, as to prevent it from running away.
Usually used for penetrating the sheep from behind, as sticking anything in a sheeps mouth is usually bad news.

John: "Yee-haw, maw! I got the sheep stump workin'! Bring out ol' betsie!"
Ol' Maw: "I told you to stop a-stickin' it to tha' sheeps, John!"

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patrick stump

Patrick Stump is the lead singer and lead guitarist in the hit band Fall Out Boy. He originally played the drums for fall out boy, but once Andy Hurley joined, He had JUST found out his singing talents and became lead singer.

Me: Patrick Stump is so hot...

Random FOB Fan: YEAH HE'S OK BUT PETE WENTZ IS BETTA OMFG I LUV DAT DUDE

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gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.

1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.

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stump the trump

When you and an amputee have anal sex, using the stump left from their amputated limb

Yooo Stacey , me and my WWII vet grandpa just tried to stump the trump last night

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stump fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse using one's amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.

She said she was down for some kinky shit, so I took off my prosthetic leg and stump fucked her.

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Patrick Stump

Talented vocalist, guitarist, and music producer of the popular band Fall Out Boy. Kind, shy, smart, and one who likes to avoid attention. Enjoys making music and hanging out with friends...hates photo shoots and interviews. Has legendary sideburns, and his trademarks are his thick, dark black glasses, hats, and those sideburns I mentioned earlier.

Anybody who hates Patrick Stump or Fall Out Boy can go fuck themselves.

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patrick stump

1-sexy ass lead singer of fall out boy(:
2-chunky to a certain extent(:
3-gorgeous :DDD
4-see amazing (:
5-the best.damn.thing.

^^^
ferr suree

Patrick- Hey yoo girl from corn field town, ohio... wanna see my backstage pass?
Carli- of course Patrick Stump:)

<<we then prceed to the bedroom where I proceed to faint after Patrick Stump shows me his spiffy mic. *wink,wink*>>

(:

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