Elon Musk shot a car into space for a commercial because why the fuck not.
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a TV show where four storybook characters and children and children at heart who watch the show from home go into storybooks to find answers to the main characters' problems by looking for Super Letters that go into the Super Duper Computer that will eventually give the answer to said character's problem or question. First, Wyatt appears on a library bookshelf and tells the people watching that he's glad they're here. Then, he opens the door and they go into Storybook Village, his hometown. Then, while he carries the Super Duper Computer with him, he looks to see which character has a problem that needs to be solved today. If it's Pig, Red, or Princess Pea, he goes straight to their homes to see what's wrong, If he has the problem, he sees what happens at his house. After, he calls the Super Readers, along with the kids at home, and after everyone says their names, he tells the kids to say their names. Then, they go into the Book Club, and if the other characters have problems to state, he tells them to state their problems. If he has the problem, Pig, Red, or Princess Pea tells him to state his problem. Then, they find a book with characters who have similar problems to their own. Then they transform into Alpha Pig, Wonder Red, Princess Presto, Super Why, and Super You, and everyone says their powers, and Wyatt says Super You's power as well as his own. Then, they go into the books to find the answers and go back to the club. Then, after they go back to the Book Club, Wyatt, Super Why's real name, tells the people at home to read the letters of the answer with him, and the answer appears. Then, after Wyatt asks why the answer is what it is, either he, Peterfore Pig, Red Riding Hood, or Princess Pea tells what the characters in the books they visited did to make the answer that.Then, everyone else tells the character with the question to do just what the character in the books they visited who have smiliar problems to theirs did to solve theirs.
I liked how the "Super WHY!" versions of the stories got changed when the characters gave the excuse "It says so in my story" when they are asked why they did the things they did in the original versions. I especially liked it when Red Riding Hood told the wolf who tricked her to stop tricking her and her grandmother, Princess Pea's mother ate the pea that was poking her so she could sleep, Tom Thumb got tall, and the shoemaker met his secret friends. It was especially great when they changed the Cinderella story where she stayed at the party when her clothes changed to rags again and the prince wanted to dance with her instead of her stepsisters.
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A brainless generation that has no answers about the most important and critical issues in life, that accepts no responsibility at all, and that is stuck at infantΒ΄s level of astonishment.
My Gawd! There has to be an answer to ecocide (heedless or deliberate destruction of the natural environment, as by pollutants or an act of war).
Forget about that, this is Gen "Why".
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β the feeling of being heard, deeply felt, under a cloudy sky with a fleeting moments iβd like to keep forever; to be told and to be shownβ always and forever.
"This is, at its barest, the beginning.
A tiny forgotten butterfly wing beat sets off the domino for the incoming pinks and greens.
Perhaps, for your mellow whys?"
"may we someday all find our mellow whys"
When the Wi-Fi is so bad that all you can say is "why".
Yo, McDonald's has some Why-Fi over there. Can't even browse my Facebook feed without getting a connection error. Man.
A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.
well isn't the return of the why boner...
The way to end any and all conversations, discussions and arguments. The "whatever" of the new millennium.
Jane: "Do you think Obama is too thin to be the new President?"
Joe: "Sure, why not?"
Dan: "Hey, will you come and help me with some examples for this entry on Urban Dictionary?"
Leah: "Sure, why not?"
Dave: "Do you think that God, or perhaps even some higher spiritual power, does, actually exist?"
You: "Sure, why not?"
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