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Brownish taxi

When you take a girl to the bar and you both get too intoxicated to drive, so you call for a taxi and then have anal sex inside the cab on the ride back to your place.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Harold and Amy's brownish taxi last night?!"

Person 2: "Yeah man next time someone has to ride bitch seat they aren't going to be happy about the shit streak."

by arice69 April 20, 2011

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taxi jumping

Running away from a taxi without paying for the service

OR

Taking a taxi that someone else has booked

Person 1: "Hi mate who's it for?"
Taxi man: "Bar Java"
Person 1 "Yep that's mine"
Person 2: " he's taxi jumping!"

by Ezbomb January 1, 2016

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Relaxi taxi

Said to someone who needs to calm down as a way to infuriate them.

Matt: who ate all my chilli

Gabriel: relaxi taxi bro your girlfriends not even real

by Gabby west side March 29, 2021

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Playing Taxi

When you have to drive your car-less friends around town, sometimes for gas money.

Bill: I'll be back in a while.

Jeff: Where you going?

Bill: I'm playing taxi with Dave today. I'm on half a tank.

by Subtleowl July 1, 2010

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magic taxi

The phenomenom whereby you wake up in the morning with a girl who had seemed quite pretty the previous night under the influence of alcohol but now she seems ugly. The idea is that the "magic taxi" came to take her away. Especially used in Southern England.

"..Then I woke up and I was like, oh dear, magic taxi..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

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Canadian taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 27, 2022


taxi farm

A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.

My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013