Person 1: Its July 5th!!!
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: It's means it's Suck koens pp day!!
A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!
Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”
“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”
national suck my balls day
it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.
ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!
joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”
On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”