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When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"
"Oof, must suck."
The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.
Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.
An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.
Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning
Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning