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Like Netflix and chill, but when your girl is shopping online while you fuck
Girl: Amazon and Anal?
Dude: Sure, I'll get the laptop you get the condoms
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a hairy ass fucking pussy. a guys worst nightmare. case senario, you go down to finger a bitch and its so thick down there u feel like running to the garage to get the power hedge trimmers. please ladies keep it clean. :)
"holy fuck dude, i went down on that slut i met last night at the club, i swear to god i needed my machete to get through that amazon jungle!"
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When your railing a girl missionary style right before you cum you pull out and light her pubes on fire and extingush with your man sauce
Damn, i just gave that girl a Flamming Amazon!
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A person who toils in Amazon warehouses and pees in bottles to make Jeff Bezos even more wealthy.
Jackie would like to go to college but has found herself locked in as an Amazon Peasant at a Fulfillment Center.
Ask amazon echo to call the police. Nothing bad happens its really cool.its a secret don't tell anyone though
Amazon echo
A lady who says sorry i don't know that one to annoy you when you need to know if Kaiser Wilhelm II enjoyed icecream
Alexa play Despacito, My Amazon Echo helps me when me sod
flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account
Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?