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the election in a nutshell

Bush is concerned about maniacs who build bombs,hi-jack planes and behead people for fun.

Democrats are concerned about PETA and weirdos who do naked yoga in the street!

I want to be free to not be blowd-up or beheaded.

by think October 28, 2004

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socialized election

a publicly funded election.

an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.

an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.

an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.

If we had a socialized election, maybe a lot of the money we spend on stuff like cell phones, internet, cable and cars wouldn't be used to pay off politicians.

Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.

If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.

Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.

Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.

Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES

by euphemismo November 26, 2010

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unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.

Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

by newuser42 April 1, 2021


The 2020 Election

A shitshow.

The 2020 Election is a shitshow.

by Lotus 2.0 November 4, 2020

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2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016

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unbiased election predictions

he's an election prediction youtuber who predicted trump would win in 2016 and says biden will win 2020. he is probably in either eighth or ninth grade and is really smart. did i mention he's SMOKING HOT?? he did a face reveal when he hit 1,000 subscribers so yeah...

person a: unbiased election predictions thinks biden will win
person b: i hope so
person c: i don't care about politics i watch him cuz hes hot

by love, kelly October 28, 2020

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crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 16, 2018