Fogging

A sexual act where one farts on their partner's genitals.

Wood was achieved from a proper carb fogging.

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London Fog

A drink in which Earl Grey tea is mixed with steamed milk and vanilla.

Earl Grey tea is nice, but I prefer a London Fog because of its' sweeter and richer taste.

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Poo Fog

The smell that accompanies a bowel movement that has a tendancy to fill the air with a rather pungent odour that would resemble a thick fog should you be able to see it instead of just smelling and tasting it. Usually accompanied with either joy or disgust depending on it being your own personal poo fog or not. Sometimes known as a shit cloud or turd mist.

As Jimmy sat down on the still warm seat he couldn't help but choke on the particularly thick poo fog as he pondered whether the previous occupant had enjoyed a vindaloo and 10 pints the night before.

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the fog is coming

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Person 1: yeah i can't wait to have a nice rest of my life (clueless)
Intellectual knowing the fog will arrive on December 16 2022: yeah right the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming

Person 1: i need more friends

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The Fog is Coming

T̶̪̈́H ̖̳͛͘Ê̴̹̭̿ ̶̯́F ̬̈́O̴̟̒G̶͖͘ ̵̮́̈́ͅI̴̞̦͑͠S ̻̃ ̶͇͂C ̛̺̣̾O ͚̹́M ̠̔I̴̟̐N ̝̂G̴̮̦̑ ̶͉̋T ̜̅͊H ̠͛͜͝E ̺̘̐ ̵̩͖͠F̶̜̃O̵̞̞̎Ǵ̴ͅ ̵̦̄̊I ͙͙̑Ṡ̵̺ͅ ̴̟͆̕͜Ĉ̶̗Ô̶̤̱͂M̶̪̝̃Ĭ̵̹͖N ̠̒̔G ̫̠̉͝ ̶̢͠T ̗̈͜H ͓̽E̴̺͉̾ ̴̻͊F ̖̿̽Ǒ̵̪Ǵ̶̺ ̴͔̝̇͠Į̶̔̍S̴̮͊͆ ̩̺̾̽C ̢͚̂͛Ỏ̴̙̼͊M̶͇̈I ̹͑͆N̵̝̔͜G̴̪̉ ̶̘͉͂̈́T ̛̖̼H̵̠̪̅̄E ̩͈͑ ̶̭̭̏F̵̟̩̍O̵͎̱̍G̴̡̈́̀ ̬̰̎͠Į̶̇̍S̶̡͒ ̫͆C̶̣̃͊ͅO̴̖̺̓̎M ̼̗́Ḯ̶͉Ñ̴͓G ͚̈́̄ ͓̍T̴̡̯́H ̜̀E̶̲̗̔͠ ̵̇͜F̵̡̼̉O̶͙͔͒͛G ͙̼͐̆ ̼͌İ̴̬͔̚S̵̝͓̀̅ ̵̫̎̕C̶̦̐̄O ̳̩̈́M ͙̌̉I ̙͋Ň̶͕G ̟̋́ ̶̛̯̠T ̹̒̒H ͚̄͋E̶͈̲̾ ̡̨͌̌F ͕̲̈́͝Ỏ̵̝͎̒G̴̘̱͆̚ ̶̻̈̿Ḯ̶̝͘S̶̱͎͘ ̶̟̏C ͇̤̇O ͚͗͋Ṃ̶̙̉̏I ̙͗N ̥̊Ĝ̶̦͚ ̡̜̽̎T̴͎̣́H̴̤͎̕̚E ̡̊ͅ ̴͎͗͝F̵͎͌̑Ō̵̝̦G ̳̣̚ ͓͕̈́̇I ͎̈̐S ̢̯̃̌ ̴̮͂̍C ̨̛̍O ̹̯̇͑M ̟̟͂Ĭ̴͙̼͝N̴̤͐G̴̞͙̾͌ ͈̳̋͘T̶͉̟͒H̴͉̱͑̽E̴̢͋ ̴͔͊F̴͓́̔O̴̖̒̌Ġ̴͓ ̴͓͘͜I ̳̘̃S ̲̰͘ ̵͉̏C ̝̗́Ỏ̶͓͔̀M ̰͊I̶͔̳͒N̶͙̐G̵̲̏ ̛̩͚T̴͔̱͌H ͉̋̚E ̘̝̀̅ ̵̨̜͂F ̻̓O ̨̜̓͛G ̧̖͆ ̵̡̔İ̵̯S ̳͆ ̴̪̅C ͇̓̋O̵̬̾̕M̴̰͆͝I̶͖̓N̵̖͆͝G ̢̓ͅ ͈̀̈́Ț̵͓͌́H ̩͗Ë̶̱́̾͜ ̴͛͜͝F̴̼̻͠Ȍ̵̧͍G̴̜͖̑͌ ̴̼͛͠I ͑ͅS ̟̂͝ ̵̞̙̈̍C ͚̱̐Ǫ̵͙́̍M ̣̄I ͓͍̊N ̥̓̚͜G ͍̈́ ̶̰͊̀T̶̺̞̆H ͓͚̅̂E ̮̊ ̴̺̝̔̒F ̰͖̀O ̨̐G̵̱͈̈́͒ ̶̮̚I̴̗̳̐̅Ş̴͍͗ ̵̯̎Ĉ̵̢̯̌O ̖̎M̴̘̿͌I ̬̊̑N̶̙̈́G̴̢̊ ̶̱̯̈̂T ̙͇́̈Ĥ̵̨̧E̴̯̱͆̋ ̴̫̠͂F̵̥̦̃̈́O̶̺͔̾G ̛͚͐ ̶̯͙̇̈́Ĩ̴̖͠S ̭̪͌ ̴̜̪͑C ̲̂͒Ơ̵̝̫̋M ̝͍̾I̶̩̩̐͆N̴̫̦͌G̴͚̱̐̉ ͈͆ͅ

Prepare, for the Fog is coming

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Burning Fog

A rock band that is made up of Tucker Hemphill (Drums, production, vocals), and Ted Gallegos (guitar, bass, vocals). As the lead singer, Ted has received criticism from listeners with many accusations towards him saying that he 'can't sing'.

Person 1: "Have you heard the song 'My Way of Life' by Burning Fog?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's cool but the singer needs some work!"

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cog fog

AKA brain fog; cognitive impairment; period during which higher executive function is affected; difficulty thinking

It can be caused by many things. Commonly it is due to fatigue, physical duress, or intoxicants.

Generally it is temporal in nature. It comes and goes.

Summer heat and insomnia ganged up on me. After the cog fog hit forget writing, I couldn't even remember the day of the week !