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1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.
1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.
2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.
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bill gallagher disease.
a severe handicap, usually occuring at birth where the child is born severly retarded. people with bgd also cannot breathe through their nasal passages, suffer from inflated self esteem, extreme paranoia and usually have lazy eyes.
people with bgd can be somewhat contagious, if exposed to for long durations.
please consult your physician if you fear you have bgd and abstain from all forms of alcohol, comic books, magic cards and bad pop punk.
people suffering from bgd will utter such nonsensical things as:
"Remember that time you called me Chirs Gristle? well BURN FOR IT!"
"anyway....the old band is back...were not third world riot anymore.im not going to type the new name because you know how the press is.They'll never leave us alone.Paparazzi.
New drummer is a really awesome guy..just wants to play.ANd he can proabably kick all of our asses....with little effort.Mike Czech...at least thats what his hat says"
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He is the thiccest man in existence the sound of his asscheeks clapping is louder than Thor smacking the fuck out of a mountain if i was gay id tap that ass we do not stop until nightfall
Bro is that a nuclear bomb or is that just John Gallagher III's asscheeks
a guy who needs to shut up about the damn dictionaries
He's a real wanker and a ben gallagher, wont shut up about 'other dictionaries'.
Christian Gallagher is the perfect mix of everything. He's liked by everyone that meets him, even if he doesn't thinks so. He is an amazing boyfriend, yet sometimes he can get annoying. He loves you for who you are and treats you like you're perfect. He calls you beautiful, even when you know that you're not. He is loyal, sweet, charming, and somewhat dorky. He never keeps secrets, and always knows just what to say to make you smile and blush.
Christian Gallagher is my Gummy Bear....
I Love you ;-)
Conor Gallagher. He just scored a double to secure a comeback win vs his old club crystal palace. He is one of Chelsea's captains and an academy player. He wears the number 23 and plays as a box to box midfielder. His pressing is insane however some fake Chelsea fans (young kippa) think he only runs around like a chicken. Stupid. Gallagher scored his first 23/24 goal vs Villa at villa park to open the scoring ina 3-1 win for Chelsea. He then scored a double in the following game with a goal in the 91st minute to make it 2-1 to Chelsea. A common criticism of Conor is that he takes too many touches and doesn't like to give the ball to teammates which isn't true most of the time. He's clear of every other English midfielder other than Cold Palmer
Person 1: Bro Conor Gallagher is cracked
Person 2: You're right.
Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep
Exe: OMG Jake Gallagher is looking at my one year old sleep