To "gurt" is to do something very smart, however very dangerous.
Jo is gurting to get the huzz.
Originating from an instagram meme, gurting is when you do something very smart, but also very dangerous.
I knew ts would happen, he’s gurting.
The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
The act of doing something that is very smart, but also very dangerous.
He was gurting when he told the annoying neighbor to shut up.
Doing something smart but also very dangerous
Caleb is gurting to get the huzz.
When you do something very smart, but also very dangerous
(contrary to Yoing, its descendant which means the exact opposite)
Me: I love yogurt
gurt: aayo
yo: wait you love me? and what do you mean a?
what: no I didnt say anything
I: its true
Me: he's gurting
Doing something that’s smart but also very dangerous
me: yogurt
gurt: ikiab I was gurting