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A case of paronychia an infection of the tissue folds around the nails. Usually the adjacent tissue is painful, red, and swollen. There may be pus which is usually yellow hence the name.
The yellow finger infection is often painful and disgusting to deal with.
when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).
ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
1) A woman with a chronic yeast infection.
2) A person (usually but not always) a woman that is completely incompetent.
3) A derogatory term used to address a woman (or anyone) who is acting like a total bitch.
1) "I wish I could cure my yeast-infection."
2) "Learn howta' drive, you yeast-infected whore!"
3) "I can't believe my teacher accused me of cheating! That yeast-infected whore!"
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When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:
Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.
Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.
Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.
Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
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an insulting word to call someone when you are calling eachother names. Makes them laugh everytime.
them: hoe
you: hooker
them: whore
you: infected cum bubble!
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A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.
Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-
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A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.