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The Holy Son of God, The creator of the the Universe, and of all life, who was born of the Virgin Mary, lived on earth, was crucified and after his death was resurrected into heaven, and will return one day to judge the living and dead. Those who call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
I was a addicted to drugs, committed adultery, slept with prostitutes, with another mans wife, and was a thief too. I realized i was wrong, my life was upside down and I was in emotional torment and guilt. I confessed my sins to the Lord Jesus Christ, asked Him to be the Lord of my life, and he forgave my sins and renewed my spirit. I have given up the former ways and no longer desire to do those things which separated me from God (Jesus). He has also promised me Eternal life in Heaven which is his eternal Gift for those that believe in Him.
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Something you say when you hit your thumb with a hammer.
Jesus!
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The man of peace, prosperity, and love. He an Moses defeated the Romans using Uzi's and saved the Jews from the Eygptians. My main man Jesus, Son of God.
Jesus is my main man.
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A man who once wanted people to live in peace and harmony, and to love one another. Although, is now being used as a way to bash certain communities of people, mostly (gay) people. The group of people that do the bashing are, (Rednecks) and (Christians).
Get over it, if he wanted you all to fight, Jesus wouldn't of gotten himself killed.
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The Son of God sent down to the world of the living to purify the sins of the world and remind people of the scriptures. He died on a cross so that we could be forgiven. Some would denounce Jesus as a fag, but if that is what you think, I truly pity you. Some denounce Jesus by claiming that there is no God. I forgive you, but I will state one thing: if there was no God, all things would be possible.
When Jesus died on the cross, the blood from his wounds flowed like a healing ointment to cleanse us of our sins, just a rubbing alchohol cleanses a wound.
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Biggest cock in the world. Anyone named Jesus has a massive shlong and will slap you with his almighty cock if you disagree
“Woah look at jesus and his bulge”
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1. The fictional guy that gives a lot of people a way to discriminate against others and pretty much do whatever they want. He is often blamed for trajedies; otherwise known as a scapegoat. The religion based off him also gives many unstable people a way to handle the fact that science has not discovered the origin of every fucking little thing. This religion also has created a booming industry: anything from greeting cards, to bumper stickers, to churches who provide bums with jobs/an income they otherwise wouldnt have gotten (aka ministers). it is rumoured that "rome wasn't built in a day, but christianity was written in an hour" (thanks jimi)
2. Often used as a curse word much like, "fuck" or "shit"
1. "do you believe in evolution?"
"oh no, jesus/god created every little atom in the world!"
"get a grip, who the fuck would care enough to create the billions of atoms to make one idiot like you?"
2. "jesus christ! six flags over jesus is full of idiots!"
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