Lazy Lemon

A name used to refer to pre-squeezed lemon juice in a bottle or lemon-shaped plastic container.

Chef Gordon Ramsay uses the phrase in order to insinuate that the chef who uses it is too lazy to use fresh lemons.

The phrase is used by Ramsay in Season 2 of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, UK - La Lanterna.

"When you walk into a kitchen and spot a bottle of Lazy Lemon, it means Lazy Bastard... nothing more."
~ Gordon Ramsay

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Lazy Mouth

The inability to enuciate clearly. Always slurring, constantly sounding a little bit drunk. People who suffer from this affliction often have to repeat themselves.

Person A: "Bitch, what did you say?"
Person B: "Sorry, I have lazy mouth."

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[Lazy Attack]

To attack another person by collapsing on that person causing you to put your entire weight on the person.

J-money just lazy attacked me, it like fighting a snorlax.
If snorlax did not know how to use lazy attack then he would not be a rare pokemon.

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Lazy Button

The act of using the handy capped button when entering a building to open the door instead of using ones own arms. Mostly used when feeling hungover or extremely lazy

Nick: Use the lazy button so we can enter the building.

Jake: Can do, why would we use the arms god gave us when we can just push a button.

lazy hunge

A variation on the dollar amount hunge commonly used to mock a social group that do not often come across such denominations by flaunting a relaxed attitude towards a decent amount of money.

Student at college party: Hey, I'm taking donations for a beer run.

Businessman who infiltrated a college party: Really? I'll chuck in a lazy hunge.

Lazy boner

A dick that is halfway hard

When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?

perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."