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A leisure lunch taken with other proffessionals for the purposes of buisness. Often with clients or coworkers. 3 martini's = 3 hours.
Modern equivlant is two martini lunch which means to have a short three martini lunch
Bob and Susan took their clients out for a three martini lunch to discuss future products releases.
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When a girl that is pregnant has sex and is in labor as she is having sex but the male's penis blocks the baby from coming out.
Oh no! Dry red martini is happening, I'm in labor!
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A term for a parched camel jockey looking to quench his thirst with camel urine. piss raghead
Hey Habib I’m thirsty as fuck let’s swing by muhammads crib & jugg some camel piss. Fuck you you filthy camel piss martini dump{
AKA. Tuesday Morning Adobe Special service: obscure grifting practice whereby a nubile young man serves a cocktail of lithium, cognac and valium (Tuesday Morning Adobe Special) to an older man, then proceeds to face rape his victim. Finally, the younger man walks away with the older man's possessions while the victim is left unconscious and naked.
Did you hear about Fred? He drank the Galapagos Martini.
Now the Feds are after that twink he met at the End Up.
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The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)
Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini
The one kid that gets all the bitches and no one even realizes it. He doesn't seem like it but he's an amazing kisser has a big dick. The girl he falls for will be soooo lucky
Girl 1: Daniel Martini is probably terrible at anything romance related
Girl 2: I hooked up with him yesterday. He was great.
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To ejaculate into a martini glass.
We made passionate love all night, then I drank his Jizz Martini
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