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When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
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A Fruity Pebble is a person that acts gay or is gay
Dude that girl is looking like a Fruity Pebble
The pieces of toilet paper stuck to a woman's labia when you go down on her.
"I went down on this girl the other day, and she had the most delicious coochie pebbles."
The act of pebble dashing, or to pebble dash, is the act of passing gas with a "wet kiss". The "pebbles" are dashed from the "lips" during the "wet kiss".
The act of slinging bits of poo during a wet fart.
When I farted I accidentally pebble dashed my shorts. The wife hates it when I pebble dash.
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When your girlfriend puts raspberries in your bum, and you subsequently fart them into her mouth.
You wanna eat some fruity pebbles tonight baby?
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The Mother Fucking ghetto, nigga!
YO j grizzy, lets go to the Pebble Creek and get some bud.
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aka asco bc hes fred flintstone
1: hey who do you have for gym?
2: i think i got that fruity pebbles guy this year!
1: bummer
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