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percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"

look at that fat crakka

by Tom April 20, 2003

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My Percy saw heart

If you say it fast to someone it sounds like "My pussy so hot".

Person 1: Say, "My Percy saw heart".

Person 2: My pussy so hot

by LeilaSP February 25, 2019


J. Percy Page High School

J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.

Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.

by TZG_Eleven June 15, 2011

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Clarisse in Percy Jackson

She’s quite the daughter of Ares and at times is much of a bully
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“I aways winClarisse Clarisse in Percy Jackson’

by UrdanFictioNater January 6, 2023


Jamie Percy

The fittest and funniest person your ever meet, if you know a Jamie Percy you are the luckiest person in the world. There quiet but yet still make you laugh, it could be a bad day where your in trouble and he'd make it better

"thank god Jamie percys here"

by Jamie Percy November 22, 2021


Jamie Percy

The fittest and funniest person your ever meet, if you know a Jamie Percy you are the luckiest person in the world. There quiet but yet still make you laugh, it could be a bad day where your in trouble and he'd make it better

"thank god Jamie percys here"

by Jamie Percy November 22, 2021


Ink/Percy

ink is a person who would make you laugh. make you smile. worry about you. ink always was amazed about the stupidest things ever like a talk cat like wtf anyways ink spent his time with girlfriend kayla.

Did you see that Caring person?
That was Ink/Percy <3

by Theboy_youlove March 1, 2022