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A fake friend. Someone who will never have your back and turn on you for a dollar.
I'm done with you, your such a plastic friend
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Something that the Kardashians love more then their family. It is their best friend and makes them look like big lip pufferfish with a giant ass no one looks at
She got plastic surgery
Must be related to the kardashians
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Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!
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A twitter troll pretending to be an 11 year old girl named Jessica. When you read her tweets, you will literally want to claw your eyes out. Tweets about sexual thoughts with Justin Bieber, and how she has sex with her 'cute 16 year old cousin'. She's also racist cunt, and hates everyone who isn't white, doesn't have blue eyes and blonde hair, isn't straight, and isn't as skinny as a Victoria's Secret model. Directioners hate her because she's a disrespectful prick who sends hate to the boys. Rumors say that she's really 17, Mexican, and her real name is Yesenia. Oh yeah, and she has a dumbfucked friend who goes by PlasticKimmyxo, who is equally as ignorant as her. Don't believe me? Go to her twitter and read her tweets. And just to make this clear, all Muslims are not all terrorists. So shut up, and stop being an ignorant cunt. Who cares if Niall has braces, or that his hair is died? He's perfect the way he is, and doesn't need to change for anybody. So what if Liam had one kidney? It doesn't mean that he's different from anyone else. And newsflash, he has two now. So go hate on that. Harry doesn't need Proactiv. Not everybody is obsessed with having clear skin. And Louis is not irrelevant to One Direction. Because at the end of the day, he's still 1/5th of the band, and you're just a hater who has nothing else to do but send hate towards everyone. Grow up already.
plastic bieber: 'I don't care about school! I just want to make a sextape with @JustinBieber and grow up to be a famous princess like Paris Hilton.'
me: bitch when I was 11 I barely even knew what sex was.
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plastic bieber: 'sometimes I make my cousin dress like Justin before we have sex. I make him wear purple hoodies and saggy jeans lol it gets me in the mood.'
me: lol, I wonder how he feels about that..
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plastic bieber: 'When I found out Niall was actually born with brown hair, I self harmed. It was the most devastating news. Worse than my grandma's death.'
me: okay, this bitch has gone too far. -loads shotgun-
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To ingest a recreational dose of Dextromethorphan also known as DXM.
Last night was rather boring until my friend smiled at me and asked "go plastic tonight ?"
A person with an island background that doesn't sound, act, or like an islander, usually doesn't live in the islands.
FuckBoy is such a Plastic Islander
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A plastic fan is a sports fan who supports a certain team just because of their glory. Plastic fans will usually have little to no knowledge of their preferred club, and will get overly defensive when you point out their lack of it. They will also never go to games or even watch them on T.V. - When you ask them why, they will probably blurt out the excuse "I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE PLAYING!!!!" or "I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO WATCH THEM!!!"
PERSON ONE - "Elena started supporting Man City after they won the league last year despite claiming that she's "Chelsea till I die"
PERSON TWO - "Well what do you expect from a plastic fan, they're all the same..."
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